...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
May the power of my ass compel you!!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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