so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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