he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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