he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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