All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
