Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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