I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Life without a bra equals bliss.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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