They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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