I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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