let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I need to align my fucking chakras
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
