i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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