that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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