actually, I'm a sock model
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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