Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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