dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
