do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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