How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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