This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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