I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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