i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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