Nicole vs. Life
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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