Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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