I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
