Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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