My girlfriend figured out who you are.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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