did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
