I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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