my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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