Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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