His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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