Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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