Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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