Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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