it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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