Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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