awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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