This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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