i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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