Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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