I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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