Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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