haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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