you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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