Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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