so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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