whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Do you still have your period?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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