If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
where are you?
Hypothermia
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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