...so i touched it.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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