you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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