you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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