I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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