This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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