Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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