The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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