Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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