i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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