good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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