Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
She announced her abortion via fbk
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
